Suddenly, I was born somewhere deep in the Solar System, in the physical world of living organisms and matter. After a shockingly short pregnancy (in fact, it took about 20 seconds), the delivery took place when my mother, stunned as she was, was changing a light bulb in our timeworn microwave oven “Jerry 6.”
Suddenly, I was born somewhere deep in the Solar System, in the physical world of living organisms and matter. After a shockingly short pregnancy (in fact, it took about 20 seconds), the delivery took place when my mother, stunned as she was, was changing a light bulb in our timeworn microwave oven “Jerry 6.”That time I took on an extremely fragile form of existence and the only planet that appeared hospitable enough for me was the Earth. So I temporarily left my physical body here, but my thoughts chose freedom and simply fled. Few times a day they come back to take a piss or to water the plants. And that’s all. The remaining phonon of time I spend a long way off. Constantly I do my best, I concentrate all my efforts to reconcile somehow these two separate conditions, but at the same time I am fully aware that my “departures” may irritate some people. But what can I do about it…
Below I present my biography written by the famous John Mordlif, the world’s greatest biography writer since 1984 r. Here I present a short excerpt:
“L.U.C – a MC, producer, director, paraperformer, an international veterinarian and carrotologist. A nonconformist cosmonaut and a renowned gas and carbohydrogenic cooker perturbators service man. Sportsman. An abrupt newborn (as it was mentioned above, the pregnancy took about 20 seconds) who stunned his mother who was changing a light bulb in their timeworn microwave oven “Jerry 6.” Immediately after the birth he came off drugs and in 1957 he became a professional and certified apple diffuser. 45 years later he dropped it and became the founder of the band Kanał Audytywny.
Meanwhile, after years of exile in the middle of nowhere he became the Master of Law at the University of Wrocław. At the moment of graduation, he was given a golden shield that saved him from being seriously injured by a meteor chip one year later. Unfortunately, he did not manage to escape unscathed as the force of the impact ruined the harmony of his mind. Since that moment he keeps producing grunting sounds through his nose and his sight is somewhat absent… In 2006 during a temporary abduction of all mankind, he stood all alone in the deserted city. From then on he has been in search of his true identity. In the very same year he recorded his first solo LP Haelucenogenoklektyzm. It reconciled two separate worlds of young and promising unexperienced artists with the one of professional producers such as Leszek Możdżer, Magiera or Smolik.
Later on it turned out that the abduction was just another example of his deceptions, what he publicly admitted in one of the local newspapers called „Szklanki, sztućce i obrusy.” In one of his interviews, Alfred Hitchcock allegedly praised L.U.C saying that he is a really cool artist. For his uncompromising attitude, courage in blending different genres, unique style and the philosophy of 4 galaxies (music, lyrics, film, graphics) he has been repeatedly nominated and awarded many prizes such as The First Prize For Lighting a Candle With a Bottle or, considered even more important by some, Fryderyk ’06, Fryderyk ’08, Yach, Ślizgery, Brylanty Dolnośląskie, TVP Kultura Award, Wrocław Music Award 2009, Paszport Polityki 2010 and many more… Encouraged by Leszek Możdżer, he has developed the “Pass It Forward” idea which supports young artists and helps them take the first steps in the field.
He is also the author and co-director of many clips and TV concerts. Ever since he produced his first clip, he has been given many awards at the Polish Video Clip Festival in Gdynia. In 2007 he won the Yach Prize for his role in the clip PUKAGASTROFAZY GODZINA featured Leszek Możdżer and Igor Pudło. Together with Kanał Audytywny he composed a soundtrack for the show called C-Aktiv based on Stanisław Witkacy’s texts (during 28th Przegląd Piosenki Aktorskiej) assembling such various artists as Jan and Maria Peszek, Aga Dygant, Jacek Borusiński and Doda.
His early recordings along with Kanał Audytywny and consecutive solo albums won him a broad public attention with their hard line, innovative approach, courage and the original idea of 4 galaxies (music, lyrics, film, graphics) and brought him wide reputation and respect among journalists and other authorities in the field.”
“Genres are just simple blends. I want to develop my own taste and share it with my fans. I personally believe that music cannot be divided into separate genres, but it should be perceived as either matching the rhythm of our heart or just the opposite. “